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10 March 2008 No Comment Download My Toolbar!

You can buy alot of stuff at Wal-Mart — including parts for a meth lab.

Police offered up their own blue light special to a trio of morons selling meth outside a Wal-Mart in Lenoir City, Tennessee. For you folks living in Yonkers — that’s near Knoxville.

The suspects were apparently cooking up meth in a mobile meth lab — in their car. What a bunch of nut jobs.

According to the Associated Press, one of the suspects was caught trying to shoplift a belt. My friend Earl, who knows about such things, says the druggies use belts to make meth — and beat their kids.

And you may commence to playing banjo music.





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