Woman Stabs Man Over Weiner
I have two weiner stories to share with you.
The first is from Orange County, Florida. The Associated Press has the story of a woman who stabbed her husband during a fight over hot dogs.
I imagine the fight went something like this:
“Hey honey, what’s for supper?”
“Hot dogs.”
“Hot dogs, again?”
That’s when he grabbed the weiners and she grabbed a steak knife and plunged it into his shoulder.
As fans of Jerry Springer should know — the protocol for such an event involves the man grabbing a gun and threatening to bust a cap in the missus.
Now both husband and wife are locked up in the county jail facing a heaping helping of charges.
I sure hope they don’t serve weiners.
The second weiner story happened here in the Big Apple at the New York City Hot Dog store. I was eating a Hebrew National hotdog and overhead a woman placing an order for a — get this — a vegetarian hotdog topped with vegetarian chili.
Now this is wrong on several levels. Friends, if you are going to eat at a hotdog restaurant, it’s only proper to eat a hotdog made with real meat. If you want veggies, order a salad.
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